This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. 
 
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an
unusual pet. 
 
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede, (100-legged bug,) 
which came in a little white box to use for his house. 
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he 
would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. 
 
He asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's With me 
and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. 
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked Him again,

"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" 
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. 
 
So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. 
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his 
face up against the centipede's house and started shouting, 
"HEY, IN THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO FRANK'S PLACE AND HAVE A DRINK WITH
ME?!" 
 
 
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* * * YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
* * A little voice came out of the box - 
 
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting ****** on my shoes."